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How to Train Your Cock

Review · Simulation · PC

How to Train Your Cock

Reviewed: 23 Jun 2026

PC

Little Horror Studios · 2025

Ludograph rating

E

Avoid

18 /100

06010030BenefitLow riskB 11 · R 42
The Ludograph reading, plotted from the published benefit and risk sub-scores.

Growth (BDS)

11

Risk (RIS)

42

Daily limit

Age guidance

17+

Developmental benefits

B1Cognitive
0.16
B2Social-emotional
0.03
B3Motor
0.10

How to Train Your Cock is a chill idle game that allows for casual engagement while multitasking. Players can enjoy a sense of progression through upgrading and customizing their 'cock' and engage in light competition with friends.

Design risks

R1Compulsion-loop pressure
0.60
R2Monetization
0.00
R3Social risk
0.61

The game's title and themes are highly suggestive and rely on a double entendre, which may be inappropriate for some audiences. Its competitive ranking system and betting mechanic ('The Pounder') leverage compulsion-loop design and social comparison, potentially fostering competitive toxicity and impacting self-worth. While there are no direct monetization risks, the design encourages continuous engagement.

Content (not in risk score)

R4.1Violence Level
0.00
R4.2Sexual Content
1.00
R4.3Language
1.00
R4.4Substance References
0.00
R4.5Fear / Horror
0.00

Content risk is displayed separately and does not affect the time recommendation.

Regulatory design checks · DSAAssessed: meets criteria·GDPR-KNot yet assessed·ODDSAssessed: meets criteria

  • DSA:What Ludograph checks: whether the game's design gives minors the transparency the EU Digital Services Act expects: plain terms, honest defaults, and clear reporting routes.: Estimated from review data. No dark pattern or child-targeting concerns found.
  • GDPR-K:What Ludograph checks: whether age assurance and consent flows are designed for under-16s, in the spirit of GDPR Article 8.
  • ODDS:What Ludograph checks: whether paid random-reward drop rates are disclosed, as required in China, Japan and South Korea.: Estimated from review data. No paid random-reward mechanics found, so drop-rate disclosure requirements do not apply.

These reflect Ludograph's assessment of the game's design practices against each framework's criteria, not a legal compliance determination.

Parents ask…

Is How to Train Your Cock safe for kids?

Ludograph gives How to Train Your Cock a rating of 18/100, recommended for ages 17 and up. Significant risks make this hard to recommend for younger players.

What age is How to Train Your Cock appropriate for?

Ludograph's rubric recommends a minimum age of 17+ for How to Train Your Cock, based on benefits, risks, and content review.

How long should kids play How to Train Your Cock?

We don't publish a daily session budget for How to Train Your Cock: its design-risk score sits in our highest band, where limiting time alone doesn't address the risks. For children we suggest choosing an alternative instead.

What are the main risks of How to Train Your Cock?

The game's title and themes are highly suggestive and rely on a double entendre, which may be inappropriate for some audiences. Its competitive ranking system and betting mechanic ('The Pounder') leverage compulsion-loop design and social comparison, potentially fostering competitive toxicity and impacting self-worth. While there are no direct monetization risks, the design encourages continuous e