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The Dishwasher: VS

Review · Action · Xbox 360

The Dishwasher: VS

By the LumiKin editors

Reviewed: 18 May 2026

Xbox 360

Ska Studios · 2010

LumiScore

54/100

Good

Growth (BDS)

37

Risk (RIS)

0

Daily limit

120min

Age guidance

17+

Developmental benefits

B1Cognitive
0.38
B2Social-emotional
0.17
B3Motor
0.65

The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile offers intense action and platforming challenges that can improve hand-eye coordination and reaction time. Players will engage in strategic thinking to overcome enemy encounters and boss battles.

Design risks

R1Dopamine pressure
0.00
R2Monetization
0.00
R3Social risk
0.00

The game features a high level of violence with a mature ESRB rating. While there are no overt monetization or social risks, the intense combat may not be suitable for younger players.

Heads up

  • Monthly spendTypical real-money spend by engaged players: $0–0/mo.
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Parents ask…

Is The Dishwasher: VS safe for kids?

LumiKin gives The Dishwasher: VS a LumiScore of 54/100, recommended for ages 17 and up. It offers solid benefits but needs parental guidance on the risks.

What age is The Dishwasher: VS appropriate for?

LumiKin's rubric recommends a minimum age of 17+ for The Dishwasher: VS (M), based on benefits, risks, and content review.

How long should kids play The Dishwasher: VS?

LumiKin's recommended play time for The Dishwasher: VS is Up to 120 min/day, calibrated to the game's dopamine, monetization, and social-pressure profile.

What are the main risks of The Dishwasher: VS?

The game features a high level of violence with a mature ESRB rating. While there are no overt monetization or social risks, the intense combat may not be suitable for younger players.