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The Narrator Is a DICK

Review · Adventure · PC · Linux · macOS

The Narrator Is a DICK

By the LumiKin editors

Reviewed: 19 May 2026

PC · Linux · macOS

Adam DeLease · 2016

LumiScore

54/100

Good

Growth (BDS)

37

Risk (RIS)

0

Daily limit

120min

Age guidance

—

Developmental benefits

B1Cognitive
0.54
B2Social-emotional
0.03
B3Motor
0.45

The game offers a challenging and humorous 2D platforming experience that encourages problem-solving, spatial awareness, strategic thinking, and adaptability. Players will need to critically analyze the narrator's tricks and learn from their mistakes to progress. The fully narrated experience also engages reading and language skills.

Design risks

R1Dopamine pressure
0.00
R2Monetization
0.00
R3Social risk
0.00

The primary risks involve strong language used by the narrator, as indicated by the game's title and description. While the violence is likely comedic and cartoonish, the frequent 'unfair deaths' could lead to frustration. The game does not appear to have significant dopamine manipulation, monetization pressures, or social risks.

Heads up

  • Monthly spendTypical real-money spend by engaged players: $0–0/mo.
Avg playtime~5 hReviewedMay 2026How scores are calculated →

Parents ask…

Is The Narrator Is a DICK safe for kids?

LumiKin gives The Narrator Is a DICK a LumiScore of 54/100. It offers solid benefits but needs parental guidance on the risks.

How long should kids play The Narrator Is a DICK?

LumiKin's recommended play time for The Narrator Is a DICK is Up to 2 hours/day, calibrated to the game's dopamine, monetization, and social-pressure profile.

What are the main risks of The Narrator Is a DICK?

The primary risks involve strong language used by the narrator, as indicated by the game's title and description. While the violence is likely comedic and cartoonish, the frequent 'unfair deaths' could lead to frustration. The game does not appear to have significant dopamine manipulation, monetization pressures, or social risks.