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Metacritic 8210+

What the Golf?

Triband|2019SportsCasualIndie

LumiScore

58

out of 100

Appropriate for ages 10+ with parental supervision

120+ min/day recommended

Scored 3 days ago · Methodology v1.0 · 49-dim rubric · Last updated 1 week ago

Growth

41/100

Growth Value

  • Creativity
  • Adaptive Challenge
  • Problem Solving

Risk

LOW

Engagement Patterns

Minimal pressure to spend or play excessively.

Heads up

💸 Monthly cost: Free

Parent Pro-Tip

What the Golf? is an excellent choice for families looking for a genuinely fun, creative, and low-risk gaming experience. It's free from manipulative monetization and social pressures, allowing players to enjoy its quirky humor and inventive puzzles without concern.

Top Skills Developed

Creativity5/5
Adaptive Challenge5/5
Problem Solving4/5
Learning Transfer4/5
Spatial Awareness3/5

Development Areas

Cognitive?Problem solving, spatial awareness, strategic thinking, creativity, memory, and learning transfer. Weighted 50% of the Benefit Score.
62
Social & Emotional?Teamwork, communication, empathy, emotional regulation, and ethical reasoning. Weighted 30% of the Benefit Score.
7
Motor Skills?Hand-eye coordination, fine motor control, reaction time, and physical activity. Weighted 20% of the Benefit Score.
40
Overall Benefit Score (BDS)41/100

Representation?How diverse the game's characters are in gender and ethnicity. Higher = more authentic representation. Display only — does not affect time recommendation.

Gender balance
1/3
Ethnic diversity
1/3

Bechdel Test?The Bechdel Test checks whether a game has at least two named female characters who talk to each other about something other than a man. A simple measure of representation.N/A — no named characters

Game description does not provide information on characters or dialogue to apply the Bechdel test.

Parent Pro-Tip

This game can foster creativity, adaptive problem-solving, and a playful approach to physics. Its lack of predatory mechanics makes it a safe and wholesome entertainment option.

What your child develops

What the Golf? is a highly creative and humorous game that encourages players to think outside the box and adapt to constantly changing rules and mechanics. Its physics-based puzzles promote problem-solving and spatial awareness in a light-hearted, engaging way. The game's core mechanic of 'golfing anything' fosters imaginative play and provides a fresh, surprising experience with each new level.

Base: UnknownMonthly: FreePlaytime: ~3hReviewed Apr 2026

Regulatory Compliance

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About this game

The golf game for people who hate golf! A silly physics-based anti-golf game where you get to golf anything.