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Behold the Kickmen

Review · Action · Nintendo Switch · macOS · PC

Behold the Kickmen

Reviewed: 28 May 2026

Nintendo Switch · macOS · PC

Size Five Games · 2017

Ludograph rating

C

Mixed

56 /100

06010030BenefitLow riskB 39 · R 0
The Ludograph reading, plotted from the published benefit and risk sub-scores.

Growth (BDS)

39

Risk (RIS)

0

Daily limit

Age guidance

17+

Developmental benefits

B1Cognitive
0.60
B2Social-emotional
0.00
B3Motor
0.45

Behold the Kickmen offers cognitive benefits through strategic thinking in squad management and gameplay, problem-solving in matches, and critical thinking in decision-making within its story mode. Its unique take on football also encourages learning transfer. The extensive story mode provides a rich reading and language experience.

Design risks

R1Compulsion-loop pressure
0.00
R2Monetization
0.00
R3Social risk
0.00

The game carries an M-rating due to its 'Dystopian Future Bloodsport' theme, indicating high levels of violence and potentially strong language. As a single-player-only experience with no online or local multiplayer, it offers no social-emotional benefits and carries no social risks. There are no monetization pressures or compulsion-loop design mechanics.

Content (not in risk score)

R4.1Violence Level
1.00
R4.2Sexual Content
0.00
R4.3Language
0.67
R4.4Substance References
0.00
R4.5Fear / Horror
0.00

Content risk is displayed separately and does not affect the time recommendation.

Regulatory design checks · DSAAssessed: meets criteria·GDPR-KAssessed: meets criteria·ODDSAssessed: meets criteria

  • DSA:What Ludograph checks: whether the game's design gives minors the transparency the EU Digital Services Act expects: plain terms, honest defaults, and clear reporting routes.: Estimated from review data. No dark pattern or child-targeting concerns found.
  • GDPR-K:What Ludograph checks: whether age assurance and consent flows are designed for under-16s, in the spirit of GDPR Article 8.: Estimated from review data. No privacy or child-targeting concerns found.
  • ODDS:What Ludograph checks: whether paid random-reward drop rates are disclosed, as required in China, Japan and South Korea.: Estimated from review data. No paid random-reward mechanics found, so drop-rate disclosure requirements do not apply.

These reflect Ludograph's assessment of the game's design practices against each framework's criteria, not a legal compliance determination.

Parents ask…

Is Behold the Kickmen safe for kids?

Ludograph gives Behold the Kickmen a rating of 56/100, recommended for ages 17 and up. It delivers genuine benefits but carries design risks that deserve a close look.

What age is Behold the Kickmen appropriate for?

Ludograph's rubric recommends a minimum age of 17+ for Behold the Kickmen, based on benefits, risks, and content review.

How long should kids play Behold the Kickmen?

We don't publish a daily session budget for Behold the Kickmen: its design-risk score sits in our highest band, where limiting time alone doesn't address the risks. For children we suggest choosing an alternative instead.

What are the main risks of Behold the Kickmen?

The game carries an M-rating due to its 'Dystopian Future Bloodsport' theme, indicating high levels of violence and potentially strong language. As a single-player-only experience with no online or local multiplayer, it offers no social-emotional benefits and carries no social risks. There are no monetization pressures or compulsion-loop design mechanics.