LumiKin
Behold the Kickmen

Review · Action · Nintendo Switch · macOS · PC

Behold the Kickmen

By the LumiKin editors

Reviewed: 28 May 2026

Nintendo Switch · macOS · PC

Size Five Games · 2017

LumiScore

56/100

Good

Growth (BDS)

39

Risk (RIS)

0

Daily limit

120min

Age guidance

M

Developmental benefits

B1Cognitive
0.60
B2Social-emotional
0.00
B3Motor
0.45

Behold the Kickmen offers cognitive benefits through strategic thinking in squad management and gameplay, problem-solving in matches, and critical thinking in decision-making within its story mode. Its unique take on football also encourages learning transfer. The extensive story mode provides a rich reading and language experience.

Design risks

R1Dopamine pressure
0.00
R2Monetization
0.00
R3Social risk
0.00

The game carries an M-rating due to its 'Dystopian Future Bloodsport' theme, indicating high levels of violence and potentially strong language. As a single-player-only experience with no online or local multiplayer, it offers no social-emotional benefits and carries no social risks. There are no monetization pressures or dopamine manipulation mechanics.

Heads up

  • Monthly spendTypical real-money spend by engaged players: $0–0/mo.
Avg playtime~1 hReviewedMay 2026How scores are calculated →

Parents ask…

Is Behold the Kickmen safe for kids?

LumiKin gives Behold the Kickmen a LumiScore of 56/100. It offers solid benefits but needs parental guidance on the risks.

How long should kids play Behold the Kickmen?

LumiKin's recommended play time for Behold the Kickmen is Up to 2 hours/day, calibrated to the game's dopamine, monetization, and social-pressure profile.

What are the main risks of Behold the Kickmen?

The game carries an M-rating due to its 'Dystopian Future Bloodsport' theme, indicating high levels of violence and potentially strong language. As a single-player-only experience with no online or local multiplayer, it offers no social-emotional benefits and carries no social risks. There are no monetization pressures or dopamine manipulation mechanics.