LumiKin
Who's Your Daddy

Review · Action · PC · macOS · Linux

Who's Your Daddy

By the LumiKin editors

Reviewed: 27 May 2026

PC · macOS · Linux

Evil Tortilla Games · 2016

LumiScore

62/100

Good

Growth (BDS)

45

Risk (RIS)

3

Daily limit

120min

Age guidance

—

Developmental benefits

B1Cognitive
0.64
B2Social-emotional
0.07
B3Motor
0.55

Who's Your Daddy offers a unique and darkly comedic take on problem-solving and strategic thinking, requiring players to adapt quickly and think critically in a high-stakes, competitive environment. The game fosters quick reaction times and fine motor skills through its physics-based gameplay.

Design risks

R1Dopamine pressure
0.03
R2Monetization
0.00
R3Social risk
0.06

The game's core premise involves a baby attempting self-harm, which, while presented comically, could be disturbing for some players. It features references to ingesting cleaning products and other dangerous actions. The competitive 1v1 nature may also lead to frustration or mild toxicity.

Heads up

  • Monthly spendTypical real-money spend by engaged players: $0–0/mo.
Avg playtime~1 hReviewedMay 2026How scores are calculated →

Parents ask…

Is Who's Your Daddy safe for kids?

LumiKin gives Who's Your Daddy a LumiScore of 62/100. It offers solid benefits but needs parental guidance on the risks.

How long should kids play Who's Your Daddy?

LumiKin's recommended play time for Who's Your Daddy is Up to 2 hours/day, calibrated to the game's dopamine, monetization, and social-pressure profile.

What are the main risks of Who's Your Daddy?

The game's core premise involves a baby attempting self-harm, which, while presented comically, could be disturbing for some players. It features references to ingesting cleaning products and other dangerous actions. The competitive 1v1 nature may also lead to frustration or mild toxicity.